Genshin Impact Invades Reality: I Feed a Girl at Home

[Making up for regrets + romantic rivalry + marrying every female character + marrying NPCs like Jeht and Tirayr too]

Teyvat descends upon Earth, and Lü Zhe awakens the [Life-for-Gacha System], which lets him spend his lifespan to pull for characters, skills, constellations, and weapons.

From then on, Lü Zhe's life begins to change...

Mona can't afford rent and insists on moving in with him; superstar Furina wants Lü Zhe to play her leading man!

Hu Tao opens a Wangsheng Funeral Parlor next door; the tyrannical female Emperor Raiden Ei tells Lü Zhe to forget about ruling the nation and choose her instead?

Kamisato Ayaka decides he's her betrothed; Skirk wants him to become her rebellious disciple who seduces his master.

Citlali wants to get him drunk; Xianyun brings Shenhe and Ganyu along to demand an explanation!

Columbina suddenly appears at his house, loudly complaining that she's hungry and wants something to eat!

Sandrone posts a commission at the Adventurers' Guild, offering Lü Zhe five hundred and fifty thousand Mora to leave Columbina.

Lü Zhe: “I'll give you ten million. I want Columbina, and you, Sandrone, aren't getting away either!”

Years later, Lü Zhe explains to a new female character:

“That's not how Genshin Impact works! You have to let me play through your story first, chat with you to raise your affection, and then, during some mysterious event deep in your heart, I confess my love and you show me your special CG!”

“How can you confess to me right away and show me your special CG? I won't accept it! That's not how Genshin Impact works!”