I Just Got Back Together with My Long-Legged Ex, and Now a Policewoman Is Pursuing Me

Name: I Just Got Back Together with My Long-Legged Ex, and Now a Policewoman Is Pursuing Me
Author: Super Cute Kua Kua

刚复合长腿前任，又被警花倒追

by Super Cute Kua Kua (超级可爱的跨跨)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 277k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban Cultivation
Updated: 10mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

Bad news: After six months of grueling cultivation, I learned immortal arts are a scam, and I'm broke as can be!

Good news: A call from my ex-girlfriend somehow let me draw in spiritual energy, and now I'm ridiculously good-looking!

A tiny golden sword rests between my brows, concealing a nine-story Exquisite Pagoda and a mysterious jade slip!

Street thugs dare to steal my woman? They have no idea I can send a three-hundred-pound brute flying with one slap!

Others cultivate by meditating. I can absorb three thousand Daoist laws by drawing talismans. The moment my spiritual energy runs dry is when my cultivation skyrockets!

One Rejuvenation Talisman can bring the dead back to life and restore flesh to bare bones. Bidding starts at one million!

When the tiny golden sword finally reveals its true form, the supreme being who once split a star apart with a single strike is casually erased by an enormous hand that blots out the sky!