I happened to click on an anonymous relationship forum, where a popular post caught my eye: "Help! How can I safely escape from my yandere wife?" The poster listed all the terrifying things his wife did: tracking him around the clock, snooping through his phone, even planting a bug in his clothes. Everyone in the comments urged him to run, saying his wife was a monster. I was engrossed in the post and even replied, "A woman like that is terrifying. Divorce her already!" Then I saw the poster’s update, a photo he’d secretly taken of his wife while she was asleep. The woman in the picture was me. And