Zhang Hao is a laid-back odd-job disciple who only wants to work in the sect cafeteria until retirement. By chance, he binds himself to the [Over-the-Top Scene-Stealing System].
The System doesn’t give him cultivation techniques or divine artifacts. Its only function is to automatically pair anything Zhang Hao does with world-shattering special effects and profoundly mysterious narration.
He burps, and the System announces: [Ding! Host has unleashed “Dragon’s Roar Shaking the Nine Heavens,” causing the spiritual energy within a hundred miles to surge!]
He trips, and the System announces: [Ding! Host has performed “Shrinking the Earth to an Inch,” comprehending the laws of space within a tiny area!]
He gets nervous and can’t speak, and the System announces: [Ding! Host has entered the preparation phase of “Words Made Law.” Heaven and earth fall silent in awe!]
From then on, Zhang Hao is forced down the path of “having the most timid attitude while putting on the most impressive airs.”
The young prodigies: “Senior Brother Zhang finds his true self in the mundane and returns to simplicity. He is a role model for us all!”
The elders: “Young Master Zhang’s realm is beyond our comprehension, even after a lifetime of study. He is the Dao made flesh!”
The demonic overlords: “Run! That Zhang fellow is out strolling again! Every step he takes lands on the pulse of the Great Dao. If he keeps going, he’ll purify our demonic hearts!”
Zhang Hao, on the verge of a breakdown inside: “I’m not! I didn’t! Stop making things up! I really just want to live a quiet life!”
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