I'm Just a Delivery Guy, So Why Are You Saying I'm Going to Destroy the World?

A monthly salary of 30,000 yuan, with 10,000 deducted for every bad review.

To earn money for my little sister's medical bills, I took a delivery job specializing in "nonhuman cargo."

I thought I'd just be delivering weird stuff, but...

For the first job, the client made me the groom in a ghost marriage. The bride in the coffin asked me, "Shall we consummate the marriage?"

For the second, a female ghost from a temple knocked on my door in the middle of the night. "Hey, handsome, my chest feels tight. Can you rub it for me?"

For the third, the recipient was a five-meter-tall stone Buddha. A single finger could crush me to pulp.

I put up with it. My sister couldn't wait for her illness to get better.

Then I was forced to take a "Kill-a-Mo" job, with a local earth god as the target.

I also happened to roast the client's pet Crocodile God, and its owner came looking for me with a smile.

"Sign a contract and work for me. I'll make sure you're paid well."

I touched the notice in my pocket saying my sister was critically ill, and smiled back.

"I'll sign, but it'll cost extra."

Later, the entire world of uncanny beings knew that the courier named Su Bai delivered goods more ruthlessly than ghosts and haggled more cleverly than any human.

Even the National Supernatural Affairs Bureau sent me an offer:

"Mr. Su, we can treat your sister's illness. By the way... would you be interested in becoming a 'Supernatural Artifact Management Consultant'?"

Then one day, while making a delivery to a certain island nation, he suddenly realized he'd accidentally delivered the entire country out of existence...