Su Shuang woke up to find herself transmigrated into the body of a notorious cannon-fodder character in the cultivation world, right in the middle of the “assembly-line broken engagement” service. As her scumbag ex humiliated her and everyone looked down on her, the argumentative spirit that had lain dormant inside her finally woke up. Even a dog wouldn’t put up with this!
[Beep! Your “Carefree Cultivation (Clapback) System” is now online!] A cool, sharp-tongued voice announced: [Assessment: Cultivation in this world is severely cutthroat and offers abysmal value for money. Conclusion: Not even a dog would cultivate here!]
Su Shuang: “...Speak human!”
System: [Option A: Be a spineless coward. Option B: Roast them all, with unknown rewards.] Do I even need to choose?
“I’m the one dumping you!” Su Shuang ripped up the script and issued a challenge to the entire cultivation world. “This busted path isn’t fit for a dog. I’ll make my own!”
From then on, a force of chaos entered the cultivation world. While others refined pills, she caused chemical explosions. While others meditated on the Dao, she used dialectics to tear down their arguments. While others founded sects, she introduced KPI assessments. And she always had a sharp-tongued System at her side, offering real-time commentary.
While everyone thought she was just a clown, Su Shuang showed up with a brick and knocked on the gates of the upper realm.
“I hear ascending is a scam?” she said with a radiant smile, as the System behind her silently drew a knife.
“Little Jerk, looks like we’ll have to teach them what true cultivation really means!”
