I, Su Zhe, am Tianqiong Martial Arts University’s notorious “bottom of the class.”
In secret, I’m the elusive “love guru” on the martial artists’ forum.
Ding~ You have a new commission!
[Client]: Qin Haotian.
[Target]: Make his gold-digging ex-girlfriend, Liu Yiyi, regret everything.
[Plan]: “Heartbreak Hell” begins. Win her heart in five steps, make her beg to get back together, then… reject her outright!
Ding~ You have a new commission!
[Client]: Ex-girlfriend Lin Qingxue.
[Target]: Win over Li Qingxuan, the aloof swordsmanship prodigy.
[Plan]: “Value Reframing” begins. First, have Li Qingxuan humiliate her in public, then let her shine when all seems lost, so he learns what it means to want someone he can never have!
Every tricky commission becomes a textbook case in my hands.
But I never imagined my biggest problem would come from within.
When Bai Lingxi, the white-haired witch, joined the club, I accidentally brushed her waist while practicing the Eight Trigrams Palm.
Her cheeks flushed as she murmured, “Club president… your hands have such a special touch.”
(Wait, miss, why are you blushing like that?!)
And my genius older sister, Su Yingli, happened to see the whole thing.
That night, she cornered me, her gaze both icy and fervent. “Xiao Zhe, where did your hands just touch?”
“Come here. My primal energy feels a little out of balance too. I need you to use your ‘martial principles’ to ‘set it right.’”
As I watched her stunning face draw closer and saw the dangerous look in her eyes, I felt for the first time that… my theories on the art of love might not be enough?!
