❌ No war, no transmigration, no System. No tired mystical tropes!
✅ The Creator God provides running commentary, using plain language to expose the truth behind all the mysticism. Every chapter packs a double punch: revelations and jokes!
🔥 Chapter 107 blows the universe wide open! Gather round, folks! 🔥
Let’s be honest, everyone:
The first 106 chapters were all setup,
and the pacing wasn’t fast enough, leaving you waiting. We’re truly sorry!
But starting with Chapter 107, we’re flipping the table and blowing the place wide open!
The real story and nonstop thrills are all here!
All that setup was building to this payoff!
Want to laugh until you cry and get so fired up you stamp your feet?
Take my word for it: go straight to Chapter 107!
In the mines, tricking traitors into running into walls; an auntie whacking mechanical soldiers with a rolling pin; a giant beast chasing after a saucer of sesame oil!
A swaggering style that tears into the villains,
one iconic moment after another, leaving you barely able to breathe,
and short paragraphs that are a breeze to read!
Not entertaining?
I’ll livestream myself eating alien hotpot base with Martian garlic!
Every chapter has a new map, three explosive gags, and one satisfying moment.
You’ll regret missing it so much you’ll kick yourself!
Jump in now and join the four-person crew as they brave the universe and collect fragments. Let’s laugh all the way to the end!
[Story Overview]
Main plot: The Creator God watches from the sidelines and gives a running commentary, explaining the truth behind the Eight Trigrams, talismans, seismographs, and geomancy. The “mysteries” of our ancestors...
I’m the Creator God, perched in the clouds, watching humanity fumble around for five thousand years. Stop hyping up the “mystical wisdom” of the ancients: it was all just little mistakes!
The eight circles of stars that Fuxi drew when he couldn’t sleep were later touted as the Eight Trigrams of the Book of Changes, capable of predicting fortune and misfortune. In reality, they were just a memo for keeping track of farming seasons.
The line of flames Cangjie botched became the characters on talismans that Taoist priests use to ward off evil.
It's so beautiful. Please be patient.