"Young friend, take a look at this Heaven-tier technique, the Great Luo Buddha Palm. Once mastered, it can slay demons and vanquish devils with ease!
And this one, also a Heaven-tier technique: the Heaven-Burying Finger. Once perfected, you can point through the void from ten thousand miles away and scatter every demon. Isn't that exhilarating?
Still not good enough? Then how about this Heaven-tier body-tempering technique, the Asura Divine Body? Once mastered, you can soar through the heavens, burrow into the earth, and tear the void apart. As long as your soul remains intact, your body will never die!
None of those are good enough? Then I'll have to bring out the treasure that keeps my shop in business...! Hey, young friend, don't go! Have a look at something else! Young friend?!"
Lin Chenyu didn't even look back. He showed not the slightest reluctance.
Techniques?
What a joke. If I have all the skills of the more than 170 champions in League of Legends, why would I need that stuff?
What happens when someone transmigrates into a fantasy world where the strong rule, only to discover that his golden finger is a League of Legends champion selection screen...?
