Transmigrated into a clay Buddha in a ruined temple on a barren mountain, Chen Xiyan only wants to scrape together a little incense money and stay alive. Unfortunately, the System he gets is unusually niche.
[Divine Office: Manifesting the Netherworld] [Divine Artifact: Primordial One-Qi Thorough... Toilet Spirit (plunger)] [Divine Power: Unclogging All Things]
And so the world of cultivation begins to fall apart.
When a towering demon cultivator attacks the mountain gate and everyone falls into despair, a statue of a god bursts from the earth, brandishing a dark-red magical artifact. He points it at the demon and presses down on empty air.
“Unclog!” The demonic energy the fiend had held in for three thousand years gushes out.
The world is stunned:
“What kind of artifact is that? It contains the very principles of the Great Dao!”
“That suction was so terrifying!”
“True Lord, your compassion knows no bounds! You cure every kind of blockage!”
Only Chen Xiyan looks at the dripping plunger in his hand, close to tears.
“Stop reading so much into it! I really just wanted to unclog a drain and earn a little incense money!”
