National Fate: I Call a Deer a Horse in Chinese and Drive the Gods Mad

【National destiny + livestreaming + concept-based powers + cultural export + invincible hero + hilarious】 The Forbidden Zone of National Destiny has arrived. The Dragon Kingdom has already suffered three consecutive defeats, its resources are depleted, and its national destiny hangs by a thread! In this fourth match, where the nation’s survival is at stake, the chosen representatives of other countries are all champions, psychics, and onmyoji. The Dragon Kingdom, meanwhile, has chosen Su Wen, a language teacher who couldn’t hurt a fly. The entire internet is in meltdown: “We’ve lost twice in a row, and now they send a teacher? We’re doomed!” Foreigners jeer: “The Dragon Kingdom has given up. Get ready to watch it be wiped off the map!” But when the S-rank beast “Iron Tyrannosaurus” charges forward, threatening to destroy the world, Su Wen doesn’t run. Instead, he calmly writes four characters in the air: 【Armchair Strategy】. The next second, the world-trembling steel behemoth instantly turns into a thin piece of paper cutout and flutters to the ground. Su Wen picks it up. “The drawing’s terrible. I’ll take it back and use it as a bookmark.” The entire internet: ??? While the other contestants struggle to survive in hunger and cold, Su Wen waves his hand and writes 【Living on Imaginary Bread】. The gigantic conceptual light-bread not only fills him up, it makes a gluttonous monster eat until it bursts! When the Western Thunder God Thor descends, intent on passing judgment on the Dragon Kingdom, Su Wen points at his hammer and grins as he redefines it as a 【Rattle Drum】. And so the Thunder God spends the whole day playing a rattle drum for the world, until he breaks down! Later, foreign contestants beg Su Wen to start Chinese classes so they can save their own lives. Su Wen says, “Want to learn? First, memorize the whole poem ‘Encountering Sorrow.’” The foreign contestants cry: “This is worse than killing me! Chinese is the strongest forbidden spell!” The blurb can’t do it justice. Read the story to see how Teacher Su uses Chinese to give the gods of the entire universe a “cultural shock”!