The Grave Robbers' Chronicles: Daoist, How Do I Get to the Tomb?

[Severe OOC + Transmigration + Tomb Raiding + Two Male Leads + Wish Fulfillment + Absurd Comedy + 11011 + A Sweet-and-Angsty Mix] My name is Yun Qing, and I'm a Taoist priest. I went to sleep and woke up in a whole different world! The yin energy here is so thick it's like smog, and some thing called the “Ultimate” is trying to rob my little Heavenly Dao blind. Me: “No big deal. Catching ghosts, fortune-telling, feng shui: I'll stick to my old line of work! I'll rake in merit points and help my boss smash the thief to bits. That's all there is to it!” But why are all my new teammates looking at me so strangely? Zhang Qiling keeps staring at me, his gaze so dark it could squeeze out water; Hei Xiazi grins like a fox and insists on partnering up with me to “learn my craft”; Xie Yuchen showers me with money, as if I'm his next hundred-billion-yuan project; Even Wu Xie, who seems the most normal, lays his heart bare to me, as if we've known each other well enough to share a pair of pants for ages. I drop into the Sand Sea and thrash the Wang family, kick my way through the ancient tower to cleanse the bronze bells, then fight my way into the Queen Mother of the West's palace. It's all so smooth, you'd think I was using cheats. Standing at the very beginning of it all, I look into their unfamiliar eyes, brimming with suppressed excitement, and give them a carefree salute: “Gentlemen, we meet for the first time. I am Yun Qing, a humble Taoist priest.” But the next moment, memories come flooding back. They knelt before the Heavenly Dao for me, defied cause and effect, and sealed pacts in blood... So every time I “arrived for the first time,” it was a reunion they had waited ages for. [Transmigration Countdown + Everyone Has a Secret Crush + Absurd Daily Life + High-Octane Battles] This time, I'm no longer just a passing Taoist priest. I'm the one they crossed mountains and rivers to reach, the one they must hold on to with all their might: the one who has come home.