I was reborn into the cultivation world with my spiritual roots completely destroyed, a good-for-nothing mocked by everyone.
In my previous life, my misplaced compassion got my entire sect killed. This time, I’ve decided to bring along a proper “physical cheat.”
While my fellow disciples are still forming hand seals and chanting spells, I quietly pull out a Gatling gun and mow down a horde of demonic cultivators.
My junior sister gazes at me through tear-filled eyes. “Senior brother, they may be evil, but they don’t deserve to die…”
I smile as I load the ammunition. “Junior sister, do you know what equality for all beings means?”
“It means that the evil people even bodhisattvas can’t save are no match for my rocket launcher.”
Then the Demon Venerable who can destroy heaven and earth arrives. Everyone shuts their eyes in despair, waiting to die...
I calmly open my storage bag. “Good thing I kept the data from last time’s nuclear test.”
