I Used AI to Become the Stock Market's Biggest Show-Off

After being laid off, Wang Dachui takes his 50,000 yuan severance pay and charges into the stock market. He picks stocks at random based on things like “nice-sounding names” and “low prices,” and quickly loses everything, becoming just another sucker. One day in the park, he runs into investment tycoon Li Jianguo, who uses the logic of Dou Dizhu and mahjong to explain position sizing and candlestick patterns, helping Dachui find his footing. Dachui then meets Zhang Xiaohua, a theory whiz, and Zhao Tiedan, a quantitative programmer. Together they form the “Sucker Comeback Squad,” using an AI quant tool called “Sucker Guardian” to screen for signals and put undervalued-stock strategies into practice. From cutting losses and dodging pitfalls in the stock market to a terrifying brush with futures leverage and exposing fake stock-guru scams, the squad shares investment know-how with a delightfully absurd sense of humor. In the end, they turn a steady profit through bull and bear markets, become the stock market’s most conspicuous attention-seekers, and spread the real wisdom of investing: first, don’t lose money; then, try to make some.