In the most inconspicuous Qingyun Sect in the cultivation world, there’s an outer disciple named Li Wenjian whose life motto is summed up in twelve words: “If I can lie down, I won’t stand; if I can run, I won’t fight.”
Then, on a dark and windy night, he gets caught red-handed spying on his senior sister Liu Ruyan while she bathes. As he teeters on the brink of death, he unexpectedly triggers the “Catch a Blade with Bare Hands” passive System.
The System crashes. It bound itself to the wrong person! This Host has spent ten years stuck at the second level of Qi Refining, and he’s a shameless good-for-nothing who only wants to lie flat! But the System has no choice: if it can’t find a Host soon, it’ll be formatted. It can only settle for him and cling to life as best it can.
And so, the strangest combination in the cultivation world is born:
A sleazy male lead who only wants to survive cautiously, but keeps getting dragged into trouble by his “passive skills”;
A high-and-mighty System in total meltdown, reduced to begging its Host to use his skills;
And an entire sect of scheming senior and junior disciples, all plotting against one another.
When Li Wenjian makes a solemn vow to his inner demon and the sect leader is struck by heavenly lightning nine times in a row;
When he passively catches a sword and shatters an elder’s life-bound treasure;
When he only wants to admit defeat, but his opponent drops to his knees, weeping and begging him not to hold back
The entire cultivation world begins questioning its own existence:
“Is this guy really a good-for-nothing, or are we all just that useless?”
This is a hilarious cultivation legend about being “forced to be awesome.” Everyone is a schemer, there’s no shame and no limits, and it’s packed with outrageous stunts you’d never imagine. There isn’t a legendary scene Li Wenjian can’t create!
It made me laugh so hard hahaha, it's so beautiful, come on, author