As the title suggests, this book is like a big, red apple: red and big.
It’s recommended that you open the table of contents and start reading there. The first seven chapters aren’t labeled, and are mostly the same kind of comedic antics.
The author, guided by the principle that readers shouldn’t get bored by seeing the same narrow range of things over and over while sampling this work, found the whole thing rather dull. This in turn could make readers give up after just a few pages and stop reading. After careful thought, the author decided to take the best bits from every source, keep this text, and weave in chapters and content featuring familiar, unfamiliar, and moderately familiar comedic antics, to draw readers in and keep the work updating.
. . . . . . Are you exhausted?
Excellent.
Now I can control you with ease.
Now.
Put your finger anywhere on the right half of the screen.
Then gently swipe left.
. . . . . .
For some reason, this book’s subject matter seems a little unsafe?
I can’t think of anything in it that might be overinterpreted, but I’ll put a disclaimer here anyway . . . . . .
This book is a fictional, abstract work. Please don’t read too much into it.
