Cultivating Immortality in the Classic of Mountains and Seas, but Every Trait Is a Trap

When Zhang Lang wakes up, he finds himself in the perilous, primeval world of the Classic of Mountains and Seas, and has accidentally smashed the celestial track used to ascend to immortality. As compensation, he gets an absurd Attribute System. Other people's attributes can destroy heaven and earth. His... all come with a catch! [Warrior's Spirit of the Zheng] Unmatched in power, but gives him a catnip-like constitution that has every great demon and little monster chasing after him for a rub. [Ba Snake Swallows an Elephant] Can swallow anything, but causes terrible indigestion. Halfway through a fight, he's busy looking for a latrine. [Words Become Law] Its verbal magic can reach the heavens, but it saddles him with a usurious loan from the Heavenly Dao. He has to work off the debt until dawn. While others painstakingly cultivate and meditate, Zhang Lang combines attributes. While others kill for treasure, Zhang Lang steals attributes. All he wants is to gather the fragments, repair the celestial track, and go home. That is, until the most powerful being in the world corners him at the end of the Guixu and passes judgment in a cold voice: “So it was you who caused the world's spiritual energy to dry up and its disasters to continue... You're the culprit.” Zhang Lang looks at the companions who have sworn to follow him to the death, and at Yuying, his gentle yet resolute cultivation partner by his side. Slowly, he draws his sword. “In that case...” “I'll use these cursed attributes to create a new Heavenly Dao for you!” [An unorthodox cultivation epic, forged with ridiculous attributes, but taking the most earnest path to immortality.]