[My ex-girlfriend, who dumped me, is down on her luck. What's the best way to get revenge on her?]
I came across my ex-boyfriend's post and immediately commented: [Obviously, keep her and give her lots of money, but never let her have your heart again.]
[Better yet, marry her. Ever heard that the best way to get revenge on a woman is to marry her?]
My ex-boyfriend replied with a question mark, but soon wrote back: [Master, I understand now.]
1. Damn it, going bankrupt was already frustrating enough. Then I ran into my ex-boyfriend, who was gloating over his sudden good fortune. Mocking me to my face wasn't enough. He had to post about me online, too?
[My ex-girlfriend, who dumped me, is down on her luck. What's the best way to get revenge on her?