Immortals Should Be Just Like This

Chen Xiaoyao is my third uncle. Yes, I’m his biological nephew. That’s right! My third uncle cultivates immortality! One day, I went to visit him, carrying a bucket of peanut oil. When he told me he’d begun cultivating immortality, I thought he’d gone crazy. Then my whole world fell apart... At a press conference. Mr. Wang Zhong, the first-ever winner of the Nobel Prize in Mysticism, was giving his acceptance speech. “Friends in the media, please keep your microphones a little farther away from me.” Phoenix TV: “Is the video of an immortal undergoing tribulation beneath the Oriental Pearl Tower real?” “That was my third uncle.” Elephant News: “What about the incident where asteroid C72 struck Earth...” “My third uncle smashed it to pieces. He saved all of humanity.” Global Science: “In footage of the latest nuclear bomb test in Russia, someone can be seen charging into the blast...” “My third uncle wanted to test whether technology could help him survive a tribulation.” Taolang News: “And our country’s reusable rocket, featuring the world’s first unpowered propulsion system, could that also have been...” “Be bold. My third uncle carried the rocket into space.” Mango TV: “Someone filmed a group of female cultivators who transmigrated into our world fighting in the skies above Qingluo Bay...” “Oh, that’s my aunt-in-law. Wait, she’s my aunt-in-law too. And her, and her, and this one... All of them are my aunts-in-law...” [Inspired by the anime Uncle from Another World]