Ultraman: I Didn't Steal Belial's Account, I Swear

To sum it up: No one in the Land of Light is normal today!

Belial broke out of prison. H-he used a finger poke and chokehold on Taro?

The Ultra Guard: “...Wait, you can use martial arts like that?!”

Ultraman King arrived. H-he made Zoffy kneel and rubbed his face into the ground?

The Ultra Brothers: “The King’s gone mad! He’s completely lost it! Our faith is shattered!”

Father of Ultra arrived. H-he threw the unconscious Zoffy away like trash and headbutted Seven into the air?

The entire Land of Light: “Help! Father of Ultra’s been infected too! Is this some kind of dark soap opera?!”

Belial (hugging a Spark Fragment in the depths of space): “Why do I feel like I’ve become the hero? Zoffy even asked me to protect the flame?”

Zoffy (waking up in the infirmary): “Why did I lock Seven and Ultraman in with me?!”

Seven (dug out of the rubble): “Father... Why did you hit me so hard...”

Lin Ye (switching to the next account): “Quiet down! Every one of you gets a turn. Line up. You’re next!”