The System Forces Me to Slack Off, but I Make an Emperor for the Ages Instead

Wang Yanqing, a puppet emperor who only wants to be deposed so he can take his System rewards and run, has run into a huge problem. The more suicidal the tasks from his [Strongest Tyrant System] are, the richer the rewards. But when he diligently slacks off, sleeping through court sessions, draining the national treasury, and cursing out the empress dowager, the entire court starts reading far too much into everything! “His Majesty is wise! This is the art of subduing the enemy without a fight!” “His Majesty is the true Son of Heaven! His words make things happen!” ...And so, amid a series of ridiculous misunderstandings and wildly overblown interpretations, Li Changshou is forced to pacify the martial world and crush enemy nations. In the end, through sheer exasperation and endless complaints, he accidentally becomes an emperor for the ages, winning without lifting a finger.