How Can I Survive as a Useless Vampire Girl?

[Gender Swap, Light Yuri, Light Novel, Everyday Life, One Female Lead (One Main Couple), Vampires, No System]

My name is An Mian. I woke up one day to find I’d turned into a white-haired beauty, and not just any beauty, but a legendary vampire! But I don’t even know how to suck blood, okay?!

Using what I learned from chuunibyou anime, I took my first servant: Cheng Nuo, who seems pure but is actually a scheming black-hearted type.

I thought she’d be scared, but she was even more eager than I was, offering me her finger every day: “Please, go ahead~”

Before I’d even figured out the vampire survival guide, my childhood friend Yu An showed up with a silver-bullet pistol. She turned out to be a hunter who specializes in killing vampires! “Where’s that idiot An Mian? Tell me or I’ll wipe you out!”

I was so scared I hit the floor, covering my head and blurting out her embarrassing past: “You slept in my doghouse when you were twelve!”

Yu An: “…?!”

As I wondered how to go back to work with this devastatingly gorgeous face, Yu An cornered me against the wall and handed me a new ID card, her expression cold. “From now on, you’re with me…”

Cheng Nuo wrapped her arms around my waist from behind and whispered in my ear, “Master, what you need… is me.”

Come on, guys, aren’t we standing a little too close…? Wait, that’s not what I meant to say…

Hold on, what? Is this a normal best-friend pose? Is that how it works?