Theresa's Amazing Adventure in Teyvat

My name is Theresa Apocalypse. I'm a transmigrator, and right now I'm a little confused.

I woke up and found myself in Mondstadt, five hundred years in the past, having landed with Judah, which was even taller than I was.

Knowing the plot of Genshin Impact, my little brain went into overdrive: Would I be swallowed whole by a whale, or mistaken for an illegal immigrant by the Heavenly Principles?

Even worse, some unreliable System beeped in my ear: "Failure penalty: permanently lose 1 cm of height!"

Theresa: ...Looking at my forever "148 cm".

To protect that last centimeter, Theresa resolutely chose the traditional skill of an academy principal: slacking off!

Wait, I'm just slacking off. What are all of you doing? Hehehe~ Aaagh!!

Venti: A height of 1.4 meters, but an aura of 2.5 meters. Ehehe~ Theresa is the cutest in the world~

Zhongli: By generally accepted standards of reason, I recommend Miss Astrologist as the next Geo Archon. (Without batting an eye.)

Raiden Ei: The Sakura Samsara... An eternity forever immersed in a dream, yet even that can be shattered by outside forces... Sister, what should I do?

Nahida: M-Mama~

Furina: Waaah!!! Neuvillette! There's a ghost!! A vampire!!!

Tsaritsa: ...

Aether: The best of companions.

Lumine: I hope... we won't become enemies.

The Heavenly Principles: ... (Well said, Heavenly Principles!)

Judah: ... (Judah is right!)

Theresa: Uh, well... This counts as a bizarre adventure, right? What?! You say it doesn't? World's-Cutest Flying Kick!