I Just Wanted to Slack Off, but You All Ruined My Life

[No System + Multiple Heroines + Succubus + Heroines Pursue Him + Leveling Up + Gradually Starts Farming + Conquest + Western Fantasy]

All El wants in this life is to lie flat and slack off.

But his parents are so fed up with his lack of ambition that they kick him out. To make ends meet, El can only fall back on his old trade: writing novels and drawing illustrations.

At the same time, he inexplicably obtains a book that keeps saying he is going to die.

Who do you think I am, El?

I’ll charge into battle as the Dragon-Ao Tian!

Once the crisis is over, I’ll go back to lying flat!

But to his surprise, he gradually finds himself surrounded by Phoenix-Ao Tians.

…

One day, El had barely set foot in the royal capital when the aloof princess he had always reprimanded pounced on him with her entourage.

El shouted, “I’m here for the ball! What are you doing?”

To his surprise, the princess already had a bridal gown ready. “Darling, let’s get married. The throne is yours.”

Wait, when did I win you over?

El desperately tried to run, only for the Saintess and her people to block the door. “Darling, become the pope. I’ll serve you.”

Just as he remembered that he had a fiancée who refused to break off their engagement, hated him, and was always getting scolded by him, a gal pal he could use as a shield…

To his surprise, she came over carrying a cleaver!

No, there’s still hope!

He remembered the jilted lover: the female knight who was in love with the princess!

To his surprise, she had already been turned straight into… a yandere.

And… there was more than one formidable beauty: elves, dragon girls, an immortal loli… Let me go!

“I just wanted to slack off! You’ve ruined my life!”