Other people transmigrate into the world of One Piece and punch the Four Emperors while kicking the Admirals. I became a piece of merchandise at a Celestial Dragons’ auction instead.
As I knelt in a cage wearing a collar, I secretly activated the System I’d just awakened.
“Ding! Host detected being put up for auction. Loading the Kizaru template, Akainu template, Aokiji template...”
“Choose: A. Kick a Celestial Dragon’s dog head at the speed of light. B. Bury the entire auction house in magma. C. Freeze Mary Geoise.”
Looking at the Celestial Dragons raising their paddles below, I smiled. “Only children make choices.”
The next day, Marine Headquarters received an emergency report: three Admiral-level fighters had appeared on the Sabaody Archipelago at the same time.