You Told Me to Promote Confucianism, Yet You Teach Monkeys to Storm the Celestial Court

Overworked office drone Kong Qiu died suddenly and transmigrated into Kong Qiu, a man of the Spring and Autumn era. He also awakened the [Great Dao Torchbearer System].

He thought he would enter sage mode, travel among the warring states, and spread Confucianism. Who knew this world was full of demons and monsters?

From the start, he casually enlightened a monkey on Flower-Fruit Mountain, named him Wukong, and taught him The Analects.

Kong Qiu: "Wukong, what does 'benevolence' mean?"

The monkey: "Master, I've understood! 'Benevolence' means breaking a monster's legs so it can no longer harm people. That's the greatest kindness you can show it!"

System notification: [Ding! Disciple Sun Wukong has grasped the Confucian combat doctrine! Host receives a thousand years of cultivation and the divine ability 'Words Become Law'!]

Kong Qiu: "... ?"

Five hundred years later, a Confucian brawler monkey appeared out of nowhere, chanting "The Master does not speak of prodigies, force, disorder, or gods" as he smashed the Hall of Numinous Treasure with an iron staff.

The gods and Buddhas of the heavens: "Run! The monkey who reads The Analects from Kong Qiu's household is coming!"

Kong Qiu: "Monkey, get back here! What on earth have you understood?!"