Nuo Exorcist: Criminal Investigation Records

You think forensic pathologists only feel bones? No, he can feel “ghosts” too, and he gets it right every time. Even the King of Hell cries, “Stop touching me! I confess!”

Chen Qiming, the provincial bureau’s top forensic pathologist, believes that “corpses never lie,” until a “smiling corpse” winks at him and fries his scientific brain on the spot. To solve the case, he is forced to cosplay as a folk exorcist, donning a mask, chanting spells, and performing rituals. But one dance sends him straight into a supernatural instance:

In Wuxin Town, you have to mail your own packages, and the recipient is listed as “deceased.”

At the Penglai Laboratory, “Chen Qiming Pro Max” is floating in the cultivation tank from his childhood.

A global emotional strike plunges the world into chaos as black snow falls. He has to administer “fear vaccines” to all of humanity.

Even more outrageous, every time he uses a Nuo ritual, his life lamp drops by 1%, his looks drop by 10%, and his straight-man status drops by 100%. On the verge of becoming a “handsome mummy,” he still has to choose between “saving the world” and “saving his girlfriend.”

Chen Qiming: I want both! Rules? Rules are just there for me to dissect!

Open this book and see how a science student uses a scalpel to perform an appendectomy on the supernatural. A friendly reminder: Don’t read late at night, or you’ll laugh so hard the neighbors call the police. Your fear tax will be automatically deducted from your laughter.