Help! The Workaholic CEO Won't Let Me Be a Slacker

After transmigrating, all I want is to coast peacefully through life until retirement. To avoid getting fired, I pretend to be a hardworking little worker bee every day. But lately, my CEO, who's notorious for being twisted, strict, and utterly inhumane, has been acting more and more strangely! "Lin Xianyu, your KPI is canceled this month. Take a month of paid leave!" I'm horrified: He's trying to sideline me! "Lin Xianyu, here's your bonus for the quarter, one million. I'll transfer it to you right now!" My legs go weak: This is my N+1 severance package! "Lin Xianyu, sign this acquisition agreement. From now on, you'll be the boss's wife." I burst into tears. "CEO, please stop testing me. I really will work hard!" At last, the icy CEO snaps and pins me against the wall. "Please, stop working. If you keep outworking everyone, my System will get downgraded!" The whole company is stunned! So it turns out I'm the CEO's golden finger?!