I Just Want to Lie Flat, but the Four Shadows Insist on Winning Me Over!

After transmigrating to Teyvat, Su Mian obtained the Ultimate Slacker System: he only had to stay still to get stronger!

He lay around in Springvale for a hundred years, becoming, through sheer idleness, Teyvat’s greatest indescribable being.

The Abyss Order calls him a black hole that devours light. The Seven regard him as the inevitable end of erosion.

Yet all Su Mian wants is to sunbathe.

Then one day, the Heavenly Principles awaken. To save a world on the brink of collapse, the four primordial rulers receive the same urgent order:

Win over that slacker!

And so,

The God of Time, Istaroth, resets the sunset hundreds of times just so he can sleep one second longer;

The Ruler of Death, Ronova, personally exorcises mosquitoes, begging him not to roll over and cause an earthquake;

The Ruler of Life, Naberius/Rhinedottir, even considers creating an entirely new species to serve as his body pillow!

Su Mian: “…Are you all crazy? Stop disturbing my sleep!”

All of Teyvat is stunned: Is this what it means to be the supreme god? Even sleeping, he’s defying the Heavenly Principles!