I Have a Cautious Senior Brother

Name: I Have a Cautious Senior Brother
Author: Secondhand Squirrel

我有一个苟师兄

by Secondhand Squirrel (二手松鼠)

Status: Completed
Length: 715k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Eastern Cultivation
Updated: 8mo ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

Lin Xiaogou's ultimate goal in cultivating immortality is to lie flat and live forever. If he can avoid lifting a finger, he won't overwork himself; if he can dodge trouble, he won't get involved!

Unfortunately, fate insists on making things difficult for him. His eldest senior brother is a workaholic with obsessive-compulsive tendencies, watching him train every day. Miss even fifteen minutes of practice, and he'll lecture Lin Xiaogou until his ears ring.

His second senior brother is a professional troublemaker. He causes trouble every time he goes out and shifts the blame every time he comes back, earning him the title of the sect's “walking troublemaking machine.”

Lin Xiaogou had planned to keep a low profile until the end of time, but then his master brought home a pretty young junior sister and tossed her at him as his “personal disciple”!

From then on, Lin Xiaogou's plan to live quietly fell apart completely...

“Senior Brother Gou, the second senior brother got captured by a monster again. Are we going to rescue him?”

“No! Let him die out there! And call me Third Senior Brother!”

“Okay, Senior Brother Gou!”

“Third Senior Brother! Third! Senior! Brother!”

“Got it, Third Gou Senior Brother~”

“...”

With a workaholic eldest senior brother, a troublemaking second senior brother, a stubborn junior sister, and “Senior Brother Gou,” who wants to lie flat but keeps getting dragged into action, the hilarious cultivation adventures of Tortoise Breath Sect are already a riot from the very first attempt to get his title right!

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202Reads · 30 days

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