Stop Chasing Me! I Just Want to Make Money, Not Date

[Quick transmigration + one-piece male lead + all male leads are pure + lighthearted comedy + wish fulfillment + not a strong female lead]

After binding herself to a useless System that only knows how to snatch missions, Lin Xingyue’s working life becomes especially exciting.

First mission: help the female lead of a revenge melodrama.

Faced with a rich young master who takes “if you love someone, you should torment them” as gospel, Lin Xingyue can’t be bothered to follow the plot. She simply digs a pit outside his mansion and buries a “landmine.”

System: “Host, you’re so clever!”

She doesn’t get the explosives she’s waiting for. Instead, the young master’s brother shows up, eager to watch the drama unfold.

The man corners her against the wall, his voice alluring: “Get together with me and make him furious. Wouldn’t that be even more satisfying?”

Second mission: resolve the zombie crisis.

Looking at the mountains of corpses and seas of blood before her, Lin Xingyue curses the System for setting her up.

But the cold, abstinent chief researcher, hailed as humanity’s last hope, lowers his head before her and begs almost humbly: “Choose me. If you choose me, I’ll give you everything, including... myself.”

Lin Xingyue: ???

Wasn’t this supposed to be a terrifying apocalypse? Why is the vibe all wrong!

Third world...