My Master Has Made Peace With Life, But She's Still Half Mad

【Unconventional thinking + unhinged antics + free-spirited heroine】 【Ensemble cast + geniuses + transmigration + no romance】 Everyone knows that if a master treats their disciples too well, they’ll get killed. If a master treats their disciples too harshly, they’ll get killed. And if a master treats their disciples neither too well nor too harshly, they’ll still get killed. So Ye Li came up with a brand-new way to teach disciples! Ye Li: “When in doubt, go crazy first!” Under her earnest instruction, she successfully warped all her disciples. First disciple, the discarded prince with a sword bone: “Destroying a kingdom? Easy.” Second disciple, immortal and tired of life: “Invincible. It’s so lonely at the top!” Third disciple, bearer of human-demon blood: “So I’m the pride of both the human and demon races!” Fourth disciple, phoenix descendant reborn through nirvana: “It’s just being reborn through nirvana. I’ve got this!” Fifth disciple, a useless cultivator with five elemental spiritual roots: “So what if I have all five elements? I can still crush the cultivation world with my own strength!” Ye Li: “My babies! I’ll spoil you! Anyone who dares oppose them is dead!” Just as she was congratulating herself on raising a fine crop of upright disciples, and preparing to be stabbed by them so she could return to her original world, her disciples wailed, “Master, don’t abandon us!” Ye Li: “...?” So? Had all her fine, upstanding disciples turned into a bunch of crybabies???