I, the Immortal Emperor, Descend to Earth to Become a Streamer

Immortal Emperor Ling Xiao had had enough of the 996 grind in the Immortal Realm. He leaped off the Immortal Execution Platform without hesitation and headed straight for the mortal world to lie flat. When he opened his eyes again, he earnestly asked a police officer, "Do I need to undergo a lightning tribulation to become an internet celebrity?" Once his identity was sorted out, he started livestreaming! The trouble was, his abilities wouldn't let him keep a low profile. Caught in a downpour outdoors, he casually said, "Dragon King, stop the rain," and the clouds parted in an instant. Fans: What a wild script! When he ran out of cooking oil, he took out a Jade Purifying Bottle and added a drop of ten-thousand-year stone milk. Chefs across the internet went wild: What kind of stock is the streamer using?! During a livestream battle, his opponent bragged about how powerful their top donor was. The Immortal Emperor yawned. "The King of Hell who serves me keeps the Book of Life and Death. Want me to book you a spot in your next life?" Now, the Immortal Emperor's livestream is a hit, but the Immortal Realm's HR department keeps spamming the comments, begging him to come back to work. The cultivation world has elevated his offhand complaints into supreme Daoist teachings, while his fans in the mortal world just want to know whether he'll fly on a sword or turn stones into gold tomorrow. Watching his chaotic livestream, Immortal Emperor Ling Xiao falls into deep thought: I just want to lie flat and slack off. How is this more exhausting than ruling the Three Realms?! [Hilarious trope subversion: watch the ultimate overworked employee use Immortal Realm skills to crush the mortal world's livestreaming scene!]