Freshly transmigrated into Journey to the West as an ordinary human, Lin Feng is lucky enough to awaken a god-tier entertainment System!
From the start, he edits “The Ten Greatest Heartbreaks of the Three Realms,” and the entire Three Realms bursts into tears!
With his song “Wukong,” Sun Wukong cries himself into a frenzy beneath Five Elements Mountain. “If Heaven presses down on me, I’ll split it open; if the earth binds me, I’ll trample it to pieces. But Zixia… was I, Old Sun, the one who let you down?”
From then on, the whole style of the Three Realms goes completely off the rails!
While everyone else coolly admires the moon at Guanghan Palace, Lin Feng starts a livestream and gets Chang’e to dance online in front of the entire Three Realms!
While everyone else solemnly attends court at Lingxiao Palace, Lin Feng establishes Heavenly Court Media and makes the Jade Emperor its CEO!
The Jade Emperor says, “Don’t call me the Jade Emperor. Call me Mr. Yu. Yang Jian, if you steal my blue buff again, I’ll deduct your merits!”
While everyone else devoutly studies Buddhist teachings at Spirit Mountain, Lin Feng develops Three Realms of Glory and gets the Buddhas hooked on pentakills!
The Tathagata says, “Amitabha, this humble monk got another pentakill. What a sin, what a sin. Guanyin, hold steady in the bottom lane. Stop feeding!”
A pilgrimage to the West to obtain the scriptures?
Sorry, in Lin Feng’s script, it’s a big outdoor reality show called “Where Are We Going, Journey to the West?”
Tang Sanzang reads the ads, Brother Monkey handles the cool poses, Bajie becomes a top-tier star of food streams, and the demons fight tooth and nail to get on camera!
Just as Lin Feng is frantically cultivating through his popularity points and watching his cultivation soar, Bodhisattva Guanyin finally loses patience and arrives in Chang’an with five hundred Arhats.
“Demon! How dare you bewitch the Three Realms and disrupt the great plans of Buddhism! Prepare to die!”
Lin Feng immediately starts a livestream for the entire Three Realms and points the camera at Guanyin.
“Bodhisattva, no need to rush. How about you dance to ‘Pure Land’ first to get the folks across the Three Realms hyped up?”