Lord Tongtian: I Have a Hongmeng Great Dao System

I woke up to find I’d become Tongtian, still unformed in the primordial world! Luckily, I bound myself to the Hongmeng Great Dao System. Complete its missions, and I’ll grow stronger.

Seeing my eldest brother, Laozi, on the verge of turning evil, I immediately give him a Heart-Cleansing Pill. First I save my own brother, then we share Pangu’s true teachings! Hongjun becoming a Saint? Giving sermons? No thanks! We Three Pure Ones cultivate the Great Dao of Primordial Unity!

By the time Hongjun finishes his first sermon, I’ve already become a Primordial Great Unity Golden Immortal! I pull out a supreme treasure of reincarnation and declare, “If the Heavenly Dao is unjust, I’ll establish the Earthly Dao myself. From now on, it will stand alongside Heaven!”

The Investiture of the Gods calamity? Sorry, this time it’s the Western monks who’ll be put on the list! The merits of Journey to the West? I’ll direct it myself and livestream the whole thing as I take the West for a ride! The war between the witches and demons? Don’t wreck the primordial world. Go fight in the otherworldly battlefield I built!

Hongjun: “Tongtian, why do you never follow the script?”

Me: “Teacher, your script has too many bugs. I’m just helping you optimize it. Next, I’ll take the primordial world up a dimension. That’s not too much to ask, is it?”