Psychiatric Hospital: Starting with Taking in Daji

As the most professional caregiver at Nanshan’s Fourth Psychiatric Hospital, I’ve met people who claimed to be Qin Shi Huang and promised to send me money to build the Great Wall, as well as people who claimed to be Sun Wukong and shouted every day about going to the Western Heaven to obtain the scriptures. So when a stunning fox spirit calling herself “Su Daji” and a cold goddess claiming to be the “Queen Mother of the West” were brought before me, I calmly wrote in their charts: “Diagnosis: severe delusional role-playing disorder.” I knocked out the fox spirit with a tranquilizer shot and tamed the divine sovereign with group calisthenics, convinced that the light of science and materialism would surely illuminate their lost minds. But as I led them into one bizarre, real “sick domain” after another, using psychiatric knowledge to analyze human nature at the end of the world, psychological profiling to predict the movements of ninjas, and management strategies to coordinate wars among godlike beings… I gradually discovered a terrifying truth. It seemed they weren’t the ones going mad. The whole world was!