I transmigrated into the most miserable servant in the household. Everyone in my family is working themselves to the bone cultivating, while I spend my days slacking off, sleeping, and getting called a “good-for-nothing” by the beautiful young mistress.
They don't know I've bound myself to the [Great Dao Inaction System]. The more I lie flat, the higher my cultivation rises. Work hard, and my cultivation level actually drops!
While they're fighting tooth and nail over a single pill, the pig slop I make has even the ancient demon kings drooling.
While they're begging the sect to take them in, the mongrel I raised has already become the guardian divine beast of the mountain.
Stop grinding, seriously. Just lie down and you can become an immortal!
