The Daoist Immortal Venerable Becomes a Pretty Boy in the Apocalypse

The ancestor of the Phoenix Clan and an immortal Venerable of the Dao: a hopelessly bad navigator~

After accidentally being bound to a System, Qingwu found that even with some of his power intact, he still couldn't find the way back to Honghuang. He'd gotten lost.

The System, having bound itself to the wrong person, could only play dead and promise: complete three tasks to exchange for a map, complete with location tracking and navigation, and you'll get home without a worry.

Task One: Meet the protagonist and earn his trust.

Qingwu: I'm your dad.

The protagonist, over 190 cm tall and 25 years old: Are you crazy?

Task Two: Get the protagonist ostracized by everyone because of you.

Qingwu: I'm your dad. You can't treat me like this.

The protagonist, who's just started to like him without realizing it: Don't say things like that! We're not even on the same household register anymore!

From that day on, everyone at the base knew that the big shot among the ability users had fallen for his own stepdad~

System: Why do you have to be the protagonist's dad?!

Qingwu: I was afraid he'd object if I called myself his ancestor.

System: ???

Qingwu: I was born before Honghuang existed. Pangu's axe handle was made from my branches. Calling myself his dad is already lowering my status. You expect me to call a kid who's only a few decades old my sworn brother?

At first, Xiao Chengze thought Qingwu was just some new lover his deadbeat father had found, and paid him no mind.

Then the apocalypse came. He watched Qingwu use his frail body to carve out a world for him, and fight zombies for his sake. For the first time in many years, he was being protected.

Xiao Chengze: I won't let you down.

Qingwu: Huh?

System: Big shot! Help! The protagonist is about to die again!

At the end of his rope and fed up beyond measure, Qingwu said: I want to break your legs and lock you up.

Xiao Chengze lowered his head bashfully: If that's what you like, I don't mind. Just be gentle~