After Dumping the Scumbag Hero, I Locked Down the Second Male Lead

【A silly comedy. Switch off your brain and enjoy】 【The male lead gets nothing but misery, with no melodramatic romance】 【Clear-headed heroine vs. delusional scumbag vs. devoted second male lead】 【A sharp-minded heroine who sees through every trick vs. the second male lead, who views her through the world’s most devoted-love filter】 【The heroine starts a life with a harem of three thousand beauties】 Transmigrate into a book and go big! Torment the scumbag and collect beauties, all while falling for the second male lead and making the male lead panic. I woke up one morning to find I’d become the tragic heroine of an angst novel. The original heroine had poured her heart and soul into a scumbag, only to be discarded like trash. But I tore up the confession script on the spot, brushed off the male lead, and reached for the second male lead instead: “I’ll be your girlfriend!” He froze. I kicked him. “Changed your mind?” He dropped to one knee and kissed the back of my hand, his eyes burning with passion. “I’ll never regret it.” The scumbag fell apart on the spot. “Did she take the wrong medicine?” He used to ignore me, but now I’m way out of his league. And yet he clings to me like a madman, following me around, stirring up trouble, and never leaving me alone. I sneer. “A groveling ex trying to win me back? Not a chance!” I put my arm around the second male lead with my left hand and bring my best friend in with my right. I even turn the villainess into one of the girls. The scumbag finally “sees the light” and says with deep regret, “Everything you’ve done was just to get my attention, wasn’t it? I admit, you succeeded.” My whole harem and I fall silent. I’ve had enough, and I’m done holding back. I launch him into the sky with a shovel! Only after the beating do I remember: Oh no! My demure image in front of the second male lead is ruined! I hurry to turn around and flash him a sweet Huang Rong-style smile. “I’m not usually like this, hehe.” But the second male lead’s eyes are shining as he grabs my hand: “Darling, what other surprises have you been hiding from me?!” Wait, so this is what you’re into!