Tales of Chang'an's Bad Friends

Name: Tales of Chang'an's Bad Friends
Author: Gu Quan, Who Loves Honey Orange Juice

长安损友记

by Gu Quan, Who Loves Honey Orange Juice (爱吃蜂蜜鲜橙汁的顾全)

Status: Completed
Length: 222k Words
Genre: Historical
Subgenre: Historical High-Concept
Updated: 10mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

I woke up reincarnated as Fang Yiai, and I wanted no part of it.

Faced with Princess Gaoyang’s reproachful gaze, I packed up and moved into the Eastern Palace in the middle of the night. “Brother Li, mind if I hide out at your place?”

I’d only planned to latch onto some powerful patron, but somehow I ended up saving Empress Zhangsun with modern medicine and feeding Guanzhong with potatoes and corn.

The Five Great Clans held an emergency meeting to figure out how to kill me. I retaliated by starting literacy classes and turning their ancestral Genealogical Register into a Guide to Getting Rich for the Common People.

Li Chengqian chased after me on his lame leg. “Yiai! My dear brother! Hurry up and teach me how to look like a wise ruler, just like Father!”

Looking at the court officials I’d led astray, I suddenly thought that getting all of the Tang Dynasty to hustle might not be such a bad idea.

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