I was reborn in the Three Kingdoms era and awakened a weapon-evolution System. Starting with a rusty iron sword, I upgraded it into a Sky Piercer Halberd.
I thought I could sweep through a thousand troops, but the System popped up a message: “Dear user, we've detected a talent for business. We recommend opening a weapon shop!”
So, in front of Hulao Pass, I called out to Lü Bu: “General Lü, this halberd can change shape! Buy one, get one free, same deal for young and old!”
Cao Cao secretly stayed up all night studying my weapon price list, while Liu Bei quietly became my distributor.
I thought I'd just be selling weapons, but overnight my shop somehow upgraded into a multinational conglomerate.
Staring at Guan Yu and Zhang Fei lining up to fight over AK-47s, I was dumbfounded. “Wait, how do you guys even know how to use those?”