NBA: My Eccentric Training System

Other coaches study tactics on their boards. I use mine to figure out what demons want and what to order from Chou Tuan.

My players train by eating burgers, drinking liquor, and playing video games? The rival team laughs and says I can't coach.

Then my “couch potato” center dunks on a superstar, and my “gaming-addict” point guard shoots the lights out...

The whole NBA goes crazy, begging me to order them a serving of my “wacky combo” too!

[Ding! Yao Ming's hidden mission: One cup of medicinal liquor in exchange for three years at your peak!]