The All-Inclusive Faction Gets the Lockup: Serve Your Time, Then Get Assigned a Policewoman

[Absurd livestream comedy | A bumbling crime investigator x a short-tempered policewoman | The live chat is dying laughing]

**I was just outside the police station practicing lock-picking when a million livestream viewers saw my face up close:

“Some hardened criminal dares to case the police station?!”

From then on, I was always at the scene of vice raids, gang busts, and drug sweeps!

A dark hoodie makes me look like a customer at a brothel? The way I count money makes me look like a gambler? The whole internet is yelling: “Cuff him!”

For the 108th time, Officer Su grabs me by the collar: “Come back to the station with me... and file a dating report?”**