The Pillow of Mountains and Rivers: Wei Jun

[Alternate universe + transmigration + ensemble cast + love of country and family + fan fiction] Wang Yan lay in bed, eyes red from crying over Wei Jun's death in the hit TV drama A Pillow of Mountains and Rivers. She really wanted to mail the screenwriter a box cutter. Wang Yan: “Damn, what's going on?” Sang Luo: “Officer, this looks like White Emperor Valley from A Pillow of Mountains and Rivers?” Wang Yan: “Sang Luo, save him.” Sang Luo: “Officer, you need to unlock my handcuffs first.” Wei Jun: “Where is this? Where are my brothers and family?” Sang Luo rolled her eyes at Wei Jun, then called toward the doorway: “Officer, he's awake.” Wang Yan: “What's with you? We've transmigrated. Stop calling me ‘Officer’! Do you want everyone here to think we're weird?” Sang Luo simpered. “Offi... Madam Wang, if I earn merit here, can I get my sentence reduced when we return to the modern world?” Wang Yan: “Let's finish the mission first...” Sang Luo: “Then why don't we just stay here? Everyone who transmigrates gets a golden finger, a pocket dimension, or Body-Strengthening Pills or something. We don't have any of that... How are we supposed to help Wei Jun become a God of War?” Wang Yan: “Where there's a will, there's a way... Go check on Wei Jun. Maybe he's the powerful person we need to cling to if we want to get back to the modern world.” Sang Luo: “Yes, Officer!” Wang Yan: ... Wei Jun: “Can you take me back with you?” Wang Yan: ... Sang Luo: “No. She's mine...”