I’ve Lived for Five Thousand Years, and the Heavenly Dao Has Exposed Me

Lin Chen has lived for five thousand years, from the Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors to modern society. He was once a strategist who advised rulers on matters of state, and a celestial master who founded his own sect. To live a low-key life, he sealed his cultivation and opened a general store in Jiangcheng, posing as an ordinary shopkeeper. Until one day, the Heavenly Dao System suddenly appeared and began livestreaming his “historical black box” across the internet:

[Exposed! Lin Chen of Jiangcheng is the mysterious alchemist who once advised Qin Shi Huang on seeking immortality!]

[Exposed! He is the National Preceptor appointed by Emperor Wu of Han, and the mysterious master of Huo Qubing!]

[Exposed! Li Bai wrote thirteen poems for him, calling him “an immortal banished to the mortal world”!]

[Exposed! He was Zhu Yuanzhang's imperial tutor and Zhang Sanfeng's guide to cultivation!]

The internet erupted, and bigwigs from all sides came swarming in.

The old masters of the cultivation world begged him to come out of retirement, archaeology experts frantically sought to verify the truth of history, and countless beautiful CEOs and heiresses from prestigious families crowded outside his general store...

Looking at the Heavenly Dao's list of revelations, Lin Chen sighed. “The next thing they're going to expose can't be those disciples of mine who want me to look after them in their old age, can it?”

“Oh, right. They all became immortals or Buddhas.”