I Just Became a Servant Disciple, and Called in Dongfeng Express

Zhang Dashuai transmigrated into the cultivation world and became a servant disciple. He had no System, no old-timer mentor, and only one golden finger: a mutated phone whose entire interface had been reduced to the campus belle’s WeChat. When countless monsters cornered him in a secret realm, with nowhere left to run, he tremblingly pressed the video-call button. “Campus Belle Lin, save me!” The moment the call connected, the campus belle and the police officer taking the call stared at the bloody battlefield on his end of the screen, completely stunned. The whole country was shaken overnight. The Supreme Command established a task force that very night, code-named “Dragon Scale.” “Mobilize the entire nation’s resources. At all costs, make sure our comrade becomes an immortal!” And so, his cultivation journey took a completely unexpected turn: He sent back a low-grade body-tempering pill, and the country responded by developing a mass-produced “gene enhancement serum,” sending everyone’s physical capabilities soaring. He sent back a few basic cultivation manuals, and the country’s top university rushed to establish a “Modern Cultivation Theory and Engineering” program. When a powerful enemy surrounded the sect and it faced imminent destruction, he calmly reported from the rear: “Coordinates locked. Requesting ‘Dongfeng Express,’ cross-dimensional saturation strike.” Years later, standing atop the ninth heaven with his sword pointed at the sky, he sent a final message to that blue planet: “Reporting in! Zhang Dashuai is ready. Requesting permission to execute the final contingency plan!” The Supreme Command rang out across the universe: “Approved! The final phase of the ‘Dragon Scale’ plan is now underway...” “Today, our entire nation will ascend with me!”