The Eternal Number One Loser? I Slay Gods with a Kitchen Knife

[System-focused + transmigration + comedy + character growth + play the pig to eat the tiger + high-martial-arts world]

Good-for-nothing Li Huai transmigrates to a cultivation world and accidentally activates a trash-talking System that rewards him for showing off. Armed with the god-tier passive skill "Barehanded Blade Catch", modern-day memes, and sinister tools, he talks his way out of trouble and uses underhanded tricks to escape the pursuit and wanted notices of Qingyan Sect. He even has the audacity to don “Loki’s Mask,” infiltrate Qingyan Sect, impersonate its sect master, and ransack its treasury, throwing the entire sect into chaos. After meeting the innocent young girl Luo Ning, he gradually transforms from a walking public embarrassment who cares only about saving his own skin into an unparalleled hero who protects his corner of the world. He keeps breaking through in the face of danger, rocketing from the Foundation Establishment stage to the Core Formation realm. Faced with Qingyan Sect’s greed and oppression, he decides to fight back in the most dishonorable way possible, leading the villagers in a last-ditch counterattack and even launching the “most hardcore” preparations in history. He vows to bring the heartless sect down for good!