Blazing Divine Glory: I Slaughtered My Way Through the Immortal Court in a Caged World

The immortals and buddhas have sealed the gates of Cangtian Ridge shut. Even being alive is a crime! The fat Lin A-Gou only wanted to laze around and wait for death, but the whole village forced him to awaken divine radiance five times. The old clan chief smashed the first four awakenings to pieces with a single strike, just because their quality wasn't good enough! Then, on the sixth try, a mass of purple mist burst from his spine. It swallowed the first five kinds of divine radiance and still wasn't satisfied, even startling the Blood Moon! Now he has a Black Tortoise shell welded to his back, a beautiful cook by his side who dreams of becoming a spy, and cultivators from the Immortal Dynasty outside calling him a country bumpkin. Munching on roasted Thunder Beast, Lin A-Gou grinned. "Once my purple mist has devoured all the divine radiance in the world, I'll tear down the immortals' and buddhas' cage, then rescue my parents from the Blood Moon!"