After being reborn, Noble Lady Qi found herself holding a terrible palace-intrigue script.
In her previous life, she played “the Empress's weapon,” and her exit scene was “beaten to death with clubs.”
This time, she decisively tore up the script and gave herself a new role: the heroine of A Guide to Slacking Off and Surviving in the Harem.
Goal: Clock out on time and retire in peace.
Rules: Stay away from the Emperor, win Zhen Huan's favor, and urge Father to make money!
But her direct supervisor, Director Empress, kept chasing her down to assign “career-ending KPIs.”
Noble Lady Qi was furious: “My career goal is to lie flat, not to die!”
So when the Empress told her to pick a fight with Zhen Huan, she promptly handed her a Project Risk Disclosure Form.
When An Lingrong came by with another batch of poisonous incense, she flung open the windows and shouted, “Baojuan, air the room! The boss is here to spread the love again!”
Then one day, Ye Lanyi, the haughty consort who had once trained animals, cornered her against a wall:
“Guaerjia, quit pretending. Your acting is even more cunning than the monkeys in the imperial menagerie.”
“...Sis, want to start a rebellion together? No, I mean, want to retire early together?”
[For palace-harem office workers, slacking off is the way to go! Watch this drama queen turn palace intrigue into a workplace comedy!]
