The Anti-Japanese War's Army Cooks

The entire army cook squad transmigrates into the War of Resistance, and the squad leader charges straight for Okamura Yasuji’s headquarters, cleaver in hand. “Report! The Japanese commander is eating sushi!” “Perfect. Let’s give him a taste of our chili powder!” The machine gunner shouts as he fires: “Squad leader! Should we take Tokyo too?” The entire cook squad raises their hands: “Seconded! And let’s turn the Japanese imperial palace into a public restroom while we’re at it!” Tears stream down Okamura Yasuji’s face. “Baka! How are these people even more like bandits than we are...”